"I’m an incoming student thats been using my student email to ask the professors for help and keeping up with the announcements. I’ve tried to get on my email the past couple of days and I’ve been directed to a page asking me to reset my password. Sadly, my mind has forgotten it because of the auto login that happens when I click the Student Mail icon on [website]. Is there any way I can try to get my email reset so that I can access it? If theres a solution, my email is [address] to get in contact with me to see how to fix the problem. Thank you for your time and patience with this forgetful freshman."
Can this kid teach a class on how to properly email the Help Desk? Well done, sir.
"I have been having issues in [building] for the past two weeks with my Android phone’s WiFi. It seems to go in and out a lot and even it I turn off the WiFi and go with data it comes a goes. Are there any current situations that we are unaware of in [building]? Thank you for your time."
"Are you aware of anything you’re unaware of?"
"The computer is 2 years old, has Microsoft suite8…"
Turns out it’s running Windows 7 and Office 2013, so no idea where ‘Microsoft 8’ came from….
floydtheitguy replied to your photo “From my email this morning: “I get this message when I open a file…”
And I reeeeaaaaaally hate when people seem to see every word on the screen except the “Do not show this message again” choice.
"I’m having trouble with my student email. I was wondering if I could get it reset because I have no idea what my old password is.
-1 Corinthians 9:24-27"
Student, copied and pasted exactly from his email to me.
I don’t remember that part of the Bible…
"Nope…this didn’t work."
I absolutely loathe emails like this. They just grate on my nerves. They’re flippant and annoying.